A guy walks into a bar followed by a full grown crocodile on a lead, immediately he clears the bar as the?

customers dive for cover. The guy looks around him after ordering his drink and says to the pub landlord 'He's perfectly tame he would'nt hurt a fly, do you mind if I give a demonstration just to prove it?' Landlord nods and says 'okay then but first sign of trouble you're out' Picking up the croc the guy places it on a nearby table then taps the croc on it's nose. The croc's mouth opens and the guy unzips his trousers, pulls out his 'todger' and puts it between the croc's jaws. He picks up a nearby bottle and crashes it down onto the croc's head, the croc's jaws clam shut with just a half inch to spare from his 'Todger'.'There! did'nt I tell you he was tame, so anyone want to give it a go? Silence. 'Come on there has to be one brave soul in here tonight! Silence, suddenly a blonde puts up her hand. 'Sorry madam but how would you be able to do it?'asks the guy. 'Oh quite easy really' replies the blonde,'Just don't smack me over the head with the bottle!A guy walks into a bar followed by a full grown crocodile on a lead, immediately he clears the bar as the?
lol! me n the girls love it!A guy walks into a bar followed by a full grown crocodile on a lead, immediately he clears the bar as the?
HaHa funny
funny
funny :)
as soon as you said a blonde raised her hand I knew where this was going
I LOVE your joke and plan to share it with all my friends. Here is one for you that I thought of when I read yours.





A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders.





The man says, ';A hamburger, fries and a coke,'; and turns to the ostrich, ';What's yours?';





';I'll have the same,'; says the ostrich.





A short time later the waitress returns with the order. ';That will be $9.40 please,'; and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.





The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, ';A hamburger, fries and a coke.'; The ostrich says, ';I'll have the same.';





Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.





This becomes routine until the two enter again.





';The usual?'; asks the waitress. ';No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad,'; says the man. ';Same,'; says the ostrich.





Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, ';That will be $32.62.'; Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.





The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. ';Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?';





';Well,'; says the man, ';several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there.';





';That's brilliant!'; says the waitress. ';Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!';





';That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,'; says the man.





The waitress asks, ';What's with the ostrich?';





The man sighs, pauses and answers, ';My second wish was for a tall chick with a big a** and long legs who agrees with everything I say.';
lol
Very funny!
I knew where it was HEADing
Very funny thanks
ha ha ha





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very good! I need to start writing these down coz i can never remember them to tell them to my friends.
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haha thats jokes! x
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